1. my mother texted me this morning to let me know that she found his student id and debit card in the basement of the lake house today. left there from last year. she sent me a picture. not only was it the id and the card, but they were in his wallet.

    I am literally so unbearable to talk to, that instead of asking me if the wallet was at my lake house, he just took the loss. Replacing a wallet, debit card, and student id was more appealing than even having a conversation with me.

    Did y’all know I was that insufferable?

     
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    sheisamythicbitch:

    The countdown sadly continues… 😥😩😫

     
  3. 18:40 26th Jul 2014

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    abomasnow:

    hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

     
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    hugepoppa:

    jehovahs:

    I fell asleep with my butt plug in and I woke up and I was like ‘shit where is it’ and the entire thing was in my ass like byeeee

    image

     
  5. He may love you. He probably does. He probably thinks about you all the time. But that isn’t what matters. What matters is what he’s doing about it, and what he’s doing about it is nothing. And if he’s doing nothing, you most certainly shouldn’t do anything. You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life.
    — this is really important (via dirtyberd)

    (Source: a-quiet-old-soul)

     
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    unexplained-events:

Renee French
     
  7. 20:50 25th Jul 2014

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    totally-married-riversong:

"Neither of us are paragons of physical perfection. That’s why I pitched that nude-photo idea: It’s as if we were Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, but of course we’re not. Yet before we met with you, Nick told me how beautiful I looked in my pajamas in the hotel. I didn’t really, by somebody else’s standards, but it’s very nice to hear that, especially as an actress in Hollywood. Nick has said he would divorce me if I got Botox."
-Megan Mullally with husband Nick Offerman

    totally-married-riversong:

    "Neither of us are paragons of physical perfection. That’s why I pitched that nude-photo idea: It’s as if we were Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, but of course we’re not. Yet before we met with you, Nick told me how beautiful I looked in my pajamas in the hotel. I didn’t really, by somebody else’s standards, but it’s very nice to hear that, especially as an actress in Hollywood. Nick has said he would divorce me if I got Botox."

    -Megan Mullally with husband Nick Offerman

    (Source: totallymarriedriversong)

     
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    so-nerdy-it-hurts:

    There are over 526 million black women in the world, all with different appearances, and your racist ass is going to say not liking black women is a ‘preference’, when the only damn thing they all got in common physically is their blackness? Sure, honey. 

    (Source: cardozzza)