1. mulaneysbutt:

    Adam Pally doesn’t get enough love istg

    I feel this on a spiritual level

     
  2. Anonymous said: green and blue

    blue: three fears

    1. that I will not have a career entertaining people. a desk job fucking terrifies me

    2. pregnancy. obviously it’s 2014 and I can take care of that but god I do not want to be pregnant

    3. being forced to move out of NYC and specifically back home to Missouri to live forever trapped in the corn

    green: four life goals

    1. write on a television show at a big three network

    2. write and star in my own tv show

    3. work with Amy Poehler

    4. make money doing what i love

     
  3. electricdeanmachine said: Red

    seven insecurities:

    1. my witch face. I got that big nose big chin combo yo!

    2. my bod. I could lose 50 lbs and be cool with it.

    3. my taste in music. I like a lot of Ke$ha and also Melissa Etheridge. I’m a grab bag of bullshit honestly

    4. the impression I leave. I want people to like me and think I’m funny and nice. I am so insecure about what people think of me and at the same time I do not give a fuck

    5. pictures of me. I’m not photogenic and yet my house is filled with pictures of me. it makes me very uncomfortable

    6. my sexuality. I got a lot going on in my life and idgaf about sex most days but when I do, I really really worry that guys will think I’m bad at it. girls might think that too, but I’ve never slept with them so I don’t know how they’d know… not that I’d object to sleeping with a girl. anywayyyy

    7. my writing. some days I’m really confident that I’m a good writer and then other days… woof city. either way, it takes a lot for me to show people what I’ve done.

     
  4. 20:50

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    buggyeyes:

    savethewales:

    Half of the women I spoke to said , would he admit that’s he’s bit of a sexist, misogynistic — he sees women only in sexual terms?  (x)

    This is it, this is how I’m going to explain privilege to the next one.

    THOSE LAST TWO GIF THOUGH. MALE FEMINISTS, PLEASE TAKE NOTE. I KNOW YOU DON’T WANNA BE SEXIST BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO WOMEN IF THEY TRY TO EXPLAIN HOW SOMETHING YOU SAID/DID IS PROBLEMATIC AND TAKE IT TO HEART, THANK YOU!

    (Source: idontcareimjustinspired)

     
  5. 18:40

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    unclefather:

    you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

     
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    factota:

    bampdeer:

    factota:

    "i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

    image

    Sure is actually. I believe the term you’re interested in is GENDER EQUALITY.

    image

     
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    Reblogged from ucbcomedy

    (Source: hurwitzs)

     
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    anrgy:

inspirational

    anrgy:

    inspirational

     
  9. 13:41

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    Reblogged from cryingnewyork

    cryingnewyork:

    In A Zipcar

    New York, NY 10001

    Yesterday I felt an incredibly strong cry coming on that needed a very high level of privacy ASAP or things were going to get very uncomfortable. Luckily I found a Zipcar a few blocks away from me for only 13 dollars an hour and booked it up quick!! It was a…

     
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    saloandseverine:

Salvador Dali, Woman with a Head of Roses, 1935

    saloandseverine:

    Salvador Dali, Woman with a Head of Roses, 1935